The parents I’m babysitting for gave me permission to watch anything I wanted on Netflix after the kids went to sleep but I’m guessing Blue is the Warmest Color is still off limits so like what’s the point
tumblr has it so wrong like spike jonze is not sugar daddy hot. he’s like best buy manager hot. he’s like adjunct professor hot. he’s like the guy who works the front desk at the local community center hot. he’s like your uncle’s accountant hot. he’s like one of the adult humans on sesame street hot. he’s avid whole foods customer hot. he’s not cool or suave or even rich (he has good credit tho) but that’s part of the attraction. so get it right tumblr.
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration