I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
(submitted by anonymous)
if anything lack of bullshit “proper english” enhances meaning. most of you all know that: “wat, wAT,” and “What,” all have different meanings, and are intentional. same goes with most any colloquial irregularities: language is ever evolving because of those who use it to suit their needs.